O Friends, Be Men, And Let Your

Lay Ye Down The Golden Chain From Heaven, And Pull At Its Inferior Links Both Goddesses And Gods.

First You Don't Want Me To Get The Pony, Then You Want Me To Take It Back. Make Up Your Mind!

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.

Now What Is A Wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary Describes A Wedding As The Process Of Removing Weeds From One's Garden.

Old People Don't Need Companionship. They Need To Be Isolated And Studied So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have That Might Be Extracted For Our Personal Use.