O Life! Thou Art A Galling Load,

Mankind Is A Science That Defies Definitions.

Hope Springs Exulting On Triumphant Wing.

Gars Auld Claes Look Amaist As Weel's The New.

If There 's A Hole In A' Your Coats, I Rede Ye Tent It; A Chiel 's Amang Ye Takin' Notes, And, Faith, He 'll Prent It.

Humid Seal Of Soft Affections, Tend'rest Pledge Of Future Bliss, Dearest Tie Of Young Connections, Love's First Snow-drop, Virgin Kiss.