Obama Better Hope A Kicked Ass Is

I Have The Distinction Of Speaking To You From One Of The Few Countries That Still Has A Communist Party.

I Don't Have Credibility, I'm A Comedian. I'm Not Ed Murrow Up On The Roof In A London Fog Reporting On The Blitz.

The Mexican People I Know Seem To Respect The Country In A Way That Many Spoiled Brats Who Were Born Here Don't. So Come On Over Folks, The More The Merrier. But Please, Sign The Guest Book On The Way In.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

Now, I Don't Want To Get Off On A Rant Here, But Guilt Is Simply God's Way Of Letting You Know That You're Having Too Good A Time.