Observe All Men, Thyself Most.

To Lengthen Thy Life, Lessen Thy Meals.

No Nation Has Ever Been Ruined By Trade.

Vice Knows She Is Ugly, So Puts On Her Mask.

I Know As Well As Thee That I Am No Poet Born It Is A Trade, I Never Learnt Nor Indeed Could Learn If I Make Verses-'tis In Spite Of Nature And My Stars I Write.

Praise To The Undeserving Is Severe Satire.