Obstinate, Adj. Inaccessible To The Truth As

Monsieur Franqulin, Inventor Of Electricity. This Illustrious Savant, After Having Made Several Voyages Around The World, Died On The Sandwich Islands And Was Devoured By Savages, Of Whom Not A Single Fragment Was Ever Recovered.

Sauce, N. The One Infallible Sign Of Civilization And Enlightenment. A People With No Sauces Has One Thousand Vices; A People With One Sauce Has Only Nine Hundred And Ninety-nine. For Every Sauce Invented And Accepted A Vice Is Renounced And Forgiven.

Adolescence: The Stage Between Puberty And Adultery.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient

Life - A Spiritual Pickle Preserving The Body From Decay.