Of Course My Standards Are Out Of

Polly: Education With Socialists, It's Like Sex, All Right As Long As You Don't Have To Pay For It.

Nature Played A Cruel Trick On Her By Giving Her A Waxed Mustache.

I Have Never Understood Disliking For War. It Panders To Instincts Already Catered For Within The Scope Of Any Respectable Domestic Establishment.

If You Think Squash Is A Competitive Activity, Try Flower Arranging.

An Article On Playwrights In The Daily Mail , Listed According To Hard Left, Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right And Centre. I Am Not Listed. I Should Probably Come Under Soft Centre.