Of My Four Marriages, The One To

Who's Happy These Days?

At A Flea Market I Always Head For The Junk Jewelry Table First.

Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me. But Then, I've Been Very Good To Broadway.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be