Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

I'm One Of Those People That Picks Up The Remote Control And Just Keep Hitting Constantly, Even If I Like The Show I'm Watching.

I'm Known For My Slightly Inappropriate Remarks.

I Personally Think Miles Davis Is A Lot Funnier Than Me. And He's Working More.

Comedy Historians Take Note: This Gottfried Character Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Detail - And, For A Jew, He Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Retail, Either.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.