Offense Is Not Equal Opportunity

I Don't Have To Wait Until The Next Morning To Regret Something I Did That Was Kinda Dumb.

I've Never Predicted Anything. All I Have Ever Said Is, That We Will Do The Very Best We Can.

You Remember When You Were A Kid Growing Up, And Believed In Santa Claus? There's Not Much Difference Between Santa Claus And Me Today, You Know. We're Two Overweight Lovable Guys That Kids Really Enjoy.

America Has The Greatest Reputation In The World For Helping Others Whenever And Wherever Disaster Strikes. Now, More Than Ever,it's Important For Us To Contribute To Those Who Are In Need. Your Assistance Is Really Beneficial And Will Be Greatly Welcomed And Appreciated.

I've Always Felt That, You Know, The Almighty Has A Lot Of Things To Do Other Than Help My Basketball Team.