Oh, Don't Let's Ask For The Moon.

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I Found, Is To Want It At The Expense Of Everything Else.

It's A Very Independent Male Creature That Lives Alone, And A Lot Of Independent Females Who Live Alone. It's All Very Sad But It's Much Easier For Both Sexes To Do It This Way Nowadays.

Your Luck Is How You Treat People.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.