Oh, Don't Tell Me Of Facts, I

Scotland: That Garret Of The Earth - That Knuckle-end Of England - That Land Of Calvin, Oatcakes, And Sulfur.

Do Not Try To Push Your Way Through To The Front Ranks Of Your Profession; Do Not Run After Distinctions And Rewards; But Do Your Utmost To Find An Entry Into The World Of Beauty.

Let The Dean And Canons Lay Their Heads Together And The Thing Will Be Done.

Lucy, Dear Child, Mind Your Arithmetic. You Know In The First Sum Of Yours I Ever Saw There Was A Mistake. You Had Carried Two (as A Cab Is Licensed To Do), And You Ought, Dear Lucy, To Have Carried But One. Is This A Trifle? What Would Life Be Without Arithmetic, But A Scene Of Horrors.

Poverty Is No Disgrace To A Man, But It Is Confoundedly Inconvenient.