Oh, God, I Don't Know What's More

I'm Actually Much More Shy And Self-conscious Than People's Perception Of Me.

I Am Part Of A Vast Generation Of People Who Perpetually Live As If They Just Graduated From College.

There's No Shortage Of Material In Life.

Whether I'm Writing Scripts Or Prose, The Goal Is Identical. To Give Pleasure. Now Whether I Succeed Or Not Is Up For Debate, And, Mostly, I Fail. But I Try. I Like To Make Things. It's A Way To Stay Busy During One's Ephemeral And Confusing Life.

Don't Hold Me To Anything In The Book. I'm A Waffler. I Like Wafflers. They Said John Kerry Was A Waffler, But I Admired Him For That - Showed He Could Change His Mind.