Oh God, I Just Kissed A Vampire!"

The Simi Is Very Environmentally Sound. Eat Everything Except For Hooves. I Don’t Like Those, They Hurt My Teeth. Thanatos Don’t Have Hooves, Do He? (simi) No, Simi, He Doesn’t. (acheron) Ooo, Good Eating Tonight. I Get A Daimon For Barbecue. Can I Go Now, Akri? Can I? Can I? Can I, Please? (simi)

I Know, Baby. I Feel The Same Way About You. Those Words Never Convey What Goes Through My Mind And Heart Every Time I Look Up And See You Sitting In My House. Funny Thing Is, I Always Thought My House Was Full And That There Was Nothing Missing In My Life. I Had A Job I Loved. Family Who Loved Me. Good Friends To Keep Me Sane. Everything A Human Could Want. And Then I Met An Infuriating, Impossible Man Who Added The One Thing I Didn’t Know Wasn’t There.” – Tory “dirty Socks On The Floor?” – Acheron

Only Because I’m Not A Morning Person. (joe) And You’re Not A Night Person Either. Face It, Babe. You’ve Only Got Two Good Minutes A Day. The Minute Before Noon And The Minute Right After. (tee)

You Don’t Like People Who Have Money, Do You? (astrid) I’m Not Prejudiced Against Anyone, Princess. I Hate Everyone Equally. (zarek)

You Know I Can’t Go Out There. There’s Daylight Outside. (ravyn) Well, That’s What Happens When The Big Yellow Ball Comes Up Over The Mountains. Amazing Isn’t It? (susan)