Oh God, What's Wrong With Me? Why

It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That As Soon As One Part Of Your Life Starts Looking Up, Another Falls To Pieces.

Nobody Wants To Be Racist And I Think That Most People Aren't.

When Someone Leaves You, Apart From Missing Them, Apart From The Fact That The Whole Little World You've Created Together Collapses, And That Everything You See Or Do Reminds You Of Them, The Worst Is The Thought That They Tried You Out And, In The End, The Whole Sum Of Parts Adds Up To You Got Stamped Reject By The One You Love. How Can You Not Be Left With The Personal Confidence Of A Passed Over British Rail Sandwich?

You'll Never Get A Boyfriend If You Look Like You Wandered Out Of Auschwitz.

When Someone Loves You It's Like Having A Blanket All Round Your Heart.