Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'

I Have Two Favorite Colors - White And Yellow. White Makes Me Feel Light And Airy. Yellow Makes Me Happy.

My First Phone Was Two Tin Cans Tied Together With String, And It Worked Pretty Good.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.

I Sing As An Actress. Whatever I'm Singing About, I Just Become The Story.