Oh, I Could Spend My Life Having

When You Do Comedy In Front Of An Audience, They Are The Ones Who Tell You Whether It's Funny Or Not And Which Bits Are Funny And Which Bits Need To Be Fixed.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'

It's Easier To Be Creative If You've Got Other People To Play With.

When I Was In School, I Was Beaten Every 30 Minutes. It Never Did Me Any Harm Except For Some Psychological Mal-adjustments And Blurred Vision.

I Don't Miss London Much. I Find It Crowded, Vast And Difficult To Get Around. Cabs Are Incredibly Expensive.