Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."

You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.