Oh, What A Wicked World It Is

Friendship Is Everything. Friendship Is More Than Talent. It Is More Than The Government. It Is Almost The Equal Of Family.- Don Corleone

When I Was Young, Some Women Told Me They Loved Me For My Long Eyelashes. I Accepted. Later It Was For My Wit. Then For My Power And Money. Then For My Talent. Then For My Mind-deep. Ok, I Can Handle All Of It. The Only Woman Who Scares Me Is The One Who Loves Me For Myself Alone. I Have Plans For Her. I Have Poisons And Daggers And Dark Graves In Caves To Hide Her Head. She Can't Be Allowed To Live. Especially If She's Sexually Faithful And Never Lies And Always Puts Me Ahead Of Everything And Everyone.

I Will Make You An Offer You Cannot Refuse

Life Is Like A Box Of Hand Grenades,you Never Know What Will Blow You To Kingdom Come

Revenge Is A Dish That Tastes Best When Served Cold.