Old Age Is Just A Record Of

I Don't Know How Many Millions I'll Make, So I Have To Give Some Back To Charity. God Blesses Me With The Money, But Only If I Give Some Away.

There's Nothing Stressful About Turning 50 Except People Reminding You About It.

My Trainer Don't Tell Me Nothing Between Rounds. I Don't Allow Him To. I Fight The Fight. All I Want To Know Is Did I Win The Round. It's Too Late For Advice.

That Computer Was Made In Alabama

So I Didn't Pass. It Was The Army's Decision That They Didn't Want Me To Go Into The Service. They're The Boss. I Don't Want To Say No Whole Lot About It.