Old Dogs Care About You, Even When

If Barbara Walters Was Interviewing Me, I'd Figure Her Career Was As Dead As Mine!

I Knew A Lot Of Chords, But They Weren't The Chords That Came With The Melody That Came With The Idea I Had For The Song. Melodies Are Simple Things. If You See A Train Wreck, There's A Melody. If You See A Little Daisy Blowing In The Breeze, There's A Melody.

When I First Got To Nashville, Somebody Said That [kris Kristofferson And I] Were The Only Two People Who Could Describe Dolly Parton Without Using Their Hands.

It Used To Be That Youd Have A Song Recorded By A Major Country Artist And If It Was A Hit, You Could Buy A Car. Now You Can Buy A Dealership.

I Had The Notion That I Wanted To Write The Great Dirty American Novel, So I Went To Roanoke College On The Gi Bill.