Old Enough To Be Drafted But Not

If Somebody Had Told Me That You Have A Choice Of Being A Rock Star Or Playing Left Field For The Tigers, There Would Not Have Been A Choice At All. I Would Have Said, 'where's My Locker?'

I Can't Go To School, Cause I Don't Have A Gun. I Ain't Got A Gun, Cause I Ain't Got A Job. I Ain't Got A Job, Cause I Can't Go To School.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.

I Liked Jim Morrison A Lot As A Person. He Was This Very Poetic Character, And Death Was Always On His Mind. And It Showed Up In His Songs - I Mean, Almost Every Song He Wrote Had Something To Do With Dying. He Was An American Treasure That Went Way Too Soon.

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.