Old Enough To Be Drafted But Not

She Gets A Hundred For Her Body And A Nickel For Her Soul.

If Zipper Catches Skin, I'll Know I Had It Out When I Should A Kept It In.

Every Rock'n'roll Band I Know, Guys With Long Hair And Tattoos, Plays Golf Now.

I Don't Know, But I've Been Told, The Streets Of Hell Are Paved With Gold.

Nurse Rozetta, I Won't Let Her Catch Me Peering Down Her Sweeter.