Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets And Baits Himself, And Then Deliberately Gets Into.

The Highest Philosophers, In Explaining The Mystery Of This World, Are Obliged To Call In The Aid Of Another.