Old People Go To The Polls Because

La Is Such A Crumbling Mess Of A City. Basically In All My Years Of Travelling, I Haven't Found Another City In The Western World That Interest Me As Much As Los Angeles - Which Might Sound Like Heresy, But Most Cities, History Has Already Happened And The People Living There Are Sort Of Living On The Bones Of The Thousand Years Of History That's Already Happened There. Whereas La Is Always Reinventing Itself.

If There Is True Evil In The World - It Is Republican Conservatives.

It's Better To Sail With A Moody Good Captain Than A Laughing Bad One.

I've Had My Charlie Sheen Moments, It Was Usually Just At The Mars Bar On The Corner Of First Avenue With Me And A Few Homeless Guys.

I Always Feel Kind Of Absurd And Presumptuous Presenting A Speech.