[on Las Vegas:] I Love That Town.

To Lose Your Prejudices You Must Travel.

Once A Woman Has Forgiven Her Man, She Must Not Reheat His Sins For Breakfast.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

The Average Man Is More Interested In A Woman Who Is Interested In Him Than He Is In A Woman With Beautiful Legs.

Victory Is Gay Only Back Home. Up Front It Is Joyless.