On The Plane Was A Time Magazine

A Republican Stands Up In Congress And Says 'i Got A Really Bad Idea!!' And The Democrat Stands Up After Him And Says 'and I Can Make It Shittier!!

I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot Of Fox, Because It Helps Me Get Irritated.

I Think The Only Reason You Visit An Apple Store Is Because You Wonder What Life Is Like On Another Planet.

I Get An Idea About Something. I Just Start Thinking About It, And Then I Get Onstage And I Talk About It, And Then I Think About It Some More And Talk About It Some More, And Think About It Some More And Talk About It Some More, Until It Starts To Take A Shape.

The Fine Line That You Do When You Do Political Comedy Is, As Long As You Have That Laugh, You're Fine.