On The Whole, I Haven't Found Men

George Moore Unexpectedly Pinched My Behind. I Felt Rather Honored That My Behind Should Have Drawn The Attention Of The Great Master Of English Prose.

We've Surrounded The Most Vital And Commonplace Human Function With A Vast Morass Of Taboos, Convention, Hypocrisy, And Plain Claptrap.

You Can Always Spot A Well Informed Man His Views Are The Same As Yours.

The Very Fact That We Make Such A To-do Over Golden Weddings Indicates Our Amazement At Human Endurance. The Celebration Is More In The Nature Of A Reward For Stamina.

Like Building A House, Travel Always Costs More Than You Estimate.