Once I Got A Job Singing And

A Lot Of Violence, A Lot Of Gore In It, And I Just Didn't Want To Do That Kind Of Thing.

There Aren't Many Pratfalls In Comedy Anymore.

My Brother And I Laughed A Lot As Kids. We Came Up In The Middle Of The Depression, And Neither One Of Us Knew We Were Poor. We Had Nothing, But We Didn't Know It.

I Was The Class Clown, You Know, That Kind Of Thing, And I Gathered Around Me A Group Of Guys Who Also Were Silly. I Was In All The Plays And Everything. But I Don't Know, At That Time Show Businesses Looked Like The Moon, You Know, It Was So Far Away. I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

All Of Us Involved Say 'the Dick Van Dyke Show' Was The Best Five Years Of Our Lives. We Were Like Otters At Play.