Once The Rockets Are Up, Who Cares

Counting In Octal Is Just Likst Counting In Decimal--if You Don't Use Your Thumbs.

And Although I'm All For Freedom Of Expression And Against Censorship, There Are Certain Things I'm Not Willing To Go To Jail For.

The Lord's Our Shepherd, Says The Psalm. But Just In Case, We Better Get A Bomb.

When You Attend A Funeral, It Is Sad To Think That Sooner O' Later Those You Love Will Do The Same For You. And You May Have Thought It Tragic, Not To Mention Other Adjec- Tives, To Think Of All The Weeping They Will Do. (but Don't You Worry.

Things Are Much More Complicated. Feminism Versus Pornography, For Example. There Are A Lot Of Feminists Who Think It Is Bad, But Others Think It's Good. I Have Become, You Might Call It Mature - I Would Call It Senile - And I Can See Both Sides. But You Can't Write A Satirical Song With 'but On The Other Hand' In It, Or 'however'. It's Got To Be One-sided.