Once You Get Labelled, People Expect You

Jeremy Clarkson Is Rather Charming, But I Can't Stomach His Public Persona. I Don't Like His Casual Racism And Casual Misogyny.

I Was Always Being Called Upon To Be An Honorary Boy Alongside My Brothers. I Don't Think I'd Be A Comic Now If It Hadn't Been For That.

There Are Problems With Nursing - Such As The Issue Of Nurses All Having To Do Degrees These Days. But That Doesn’t Mean To Say The Entire Infrastructure Of Nursing Is Falling About And That It Is Populated By Unfeeling Psychopaths, Which Is, Frankly, The Implication Sometimes.

I Used To Do Bell Ringing In Benenden Church. It Was Really Good Fun, Actually. My Best Friend's Dad Was The Local Vicar, And So It Was Expected As Her Best Friend That I Would Go To Church Every Sunday With Her.

Christians Have Always Been Fodder For Comedians Who Have Tended To Portray Them As Anoraks - Slightly Clammy, Beatifically Smiley Dullards With Barely A Personality Between Them.