Once You Have A Phd, Every Meeting

With All Of The Visual Distraction Constantly Inundating Us In The Form Of Our Devices And Screens, I Really Derive A Great Deal Of Pleasure From Watching The Sun Rise And Set, Admiring Clouds As They Change Shape Across The Sky, Watching Tree Leaves And Blossoms Undulate In The Breeze....these Treats Foment An Ocular-cleansing Refreshment To My Way Of Thinking.

When I [first] Went To University, I Was Doing Foreign Languages, Because I Had Done Them Since I Was 13 Years Old. I Had Done French And German. I Picked Up Italian, Just Sort Of Blasted Through The Exams, [and Then] Took Off Overseas, Because I Wanted To Be An Actor. I Thought, "i'm Just Not Academic." I'm Not Very Competitive, In Terms Of Acting. But Since Going Back To University, I've Realized, I Am Highly Competitive.

When It Comes To Marijuana, I Think It's Ridiculous To Live In A Country That Espouses Freedom, Liberty And Equality, Yet Won't Follow Through On A Philosophy That Says: "if It's Not Hurting Anybody Or Their Property, You Can Do Any Goddamn Thing You Want."

Being A Man Of The Theater And A Hedonist, I Find The Idea Of Building Coffins Very Romantic.

We Realized That The World Of Popular Culture Had Been Creating The Perfect Candidate For Many Years: The Female Champion Of The Universe.