Once You Start A War, You Have

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.

Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.

Three People Can Keep A Secret As Long As Two Of Them Are Dead.

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.