One Can't Proceed From The Informal To

Every Reader Should Ask Himself Periodically “toward What End, Toward What End?”—but Do Not Ask It Too Often Lest You Pass Up The Fun Of Programming For The Constipation Of Bittersweet Philosophy.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.