One Can't Teach A Cat Not To

There Two Things That Are Infinite, Human Stupidity And The Universe, I Don't Know About The Universe

If The Rabble Continues To Occupy Itself With You, Then Simply Don't Read That Hogwash, But Rather Leave It For The Reptile From Whom It Has Been Fabricated.

I Have No Extraordinary Ability. I'm Simply An Inquisitive Individual.

The Woman Who Follows The Crowd Will Usually Believe That I Said This.

Only Two Things Are Infinite, The Universe And Human Stupidity, And I'm Not Sure About The Former.