One Cannot Rest Except After Steady Practice.

A Lot Of Smart Young People Have Come Out Of Indiana. The Smarter They Are, The Faster They Come Out

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.