One Good Thing About Punctuality Is That

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

True Love Doesn't Consist Of Holding Hands, It Consists Of Holding Hearts.

The Best Eraser In The World Is A Good Night's Sleep.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.

Nothing Adds To A Person's Leisure Time Like Doing Things When They Are Supposed To Be Done.