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For Alarmingly Large Chunks Of An Average Day, I Am A Moron.

The Unhappiest People I Know, Romantically Speaking, Are The Ones Who Like Pop Music The Most; And I Don't Know Whether Pop Music Has Caused This Unhappiness, But I Do Know That They've Been Listening To The Sad Songs Longer Than They've Been Living The Unhappy Lives.

I'd Thought I'd Live With My Wife, But I Couldn't Find One.

If You Really Wanted To Mess Me Up, You Should Have Got To Me Earlier.

To Me, Making A Tape Is Like Writing A Letter – There's A Lot Of Erasing And Rethinking And Starting Again, And I Wanted It To Be A Good One.