One Horse-laugh Is Worth Ten-thousand Syllogisms.

Socialism: Nothing More Than The Theory That The Slave Is Always More Virtuous Than His Master.

War Will Never Cease Until Babies Begin To Come Into The World With Larger Cerebrums And Smaller Adrenal Glands.

Man, At His Best, Remains A Sort Of One-lunged Animal, Never Completely Rounded And Perfect, As A Cockroach, Say, Is Perfect.

Without A Doubt There Are Women Who Would Vote Intelligently. There Are Also Men Who Knit Socks Beautifully.

The Americans Are The Illegitimate Children Of The English.