One Key Lesson Of History Is That

People In The Computer Industry Use The Term 'user,' Which To Them Means 'idiot.'

There's A Test They Can Do To Determine A Baby's Gender Ahead Of Time; I Think They Insert A Tiny Photo Of Leonardo Dicaprio Into The Uterus, And If The Baby Punches It, It's A Boy.

Reading... A Vacation For The Mind.

It Takes A Minimum Of Six People, Working In Close Harmony, To Successfully Flush A Nautical Toilet. That's Why Those Old Ships Carried Such Large Crews.

The Objective Is Not So Much To Walk Your Dog, As It Is To Empty Him.