One Longs To Be Funny, To Make

I've Never Ever Read A Script. I Really Must Read Macbeth, Because I Was In It Once. I Got A Lot Of Laughs In That, I Can Tell You.

A True Friend Who Leaves Heart Felt Messages, Can Be A Lighthouse To Others, Sharing Light And Truth, Which Comes From Their Heart.

Plenty Of Clever Children Have To Pretend To Be Not Clever Or Else They Get Bullied By The Thick.

We Have Newsreaders Behaving Like Actors, Lowering Their Voices If It's A Sad Story, As If We Didn't Know It's A Sad Story. There Isn't A Single Cool Newsreader.

I'm The Only Man In London That 'don't Talk To Strange Men' Doesn't Apply To.