One Man's Constant Is Another Man's Variable.

A Year Spent In Artificial Intelligence Is Enough To Make One Believe In God.

Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.

Dealing With Failure Is Easy: Work Hard To Improve. Success Is Also Easy To Handle: You've Solved The Wrong Problem. Work Hard To Improve.