One Man's Constant Is Another Man's Variable.

Fortran Is Not A Flower But A Weed - It Is Hardy, Occasionally Blooms, And Grows In Every Computer.

To Understand A Program, You Must Become Both The Machine And The Program.

Any Noun Can Be Verbed.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.