One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

The Hardest Task Of A Girl's Life, Nowadays, Is To Prove To A Man That His Intentions Are Serious.