One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

True Love Can Be No Deeper Than Your Capacity For Friendship, No Higher Than Your Ideals, And No Broader Than The Scope Of Your Vision.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

To Make A Man Perfectly Happy Tell Him He Works Too Hard, That He Spends Too Much Money, That He Is "misunderstood" Or That He Is "different;" None Of This Is Necessarily Complimentary, But It Will Flatter Him Infinitely More Than Merely Telling Him That He Is Brilliant, Or Noble, Or Wise, Or Good.