One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

Between Lovers A Little Confession Is A Dangerous Thing.

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.