One Man's Theology Is Another Man's Belly

Love Your Country, But Never Trust Its Government.

A Family Reunion Is An Effective Form Of Birth Control.

In A Family Argument, If It Turns Out You Are Right, Apologize At Once.

Hate Always Sells Well, But For Repeat Trade And The Long Pull Happiness Is Sounder Merchandise.

The Way To Find Justice Is To Deal Fairly With Other People And Not Worry About How They Deal With You.