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Once Every Hundred Years, The Los Angeles Smog Rolls Away For A Single Night, Leaving The Air As Clean As Interstellar Space. That Way The Gods Can See If Los Angeles Is Still There. If It Is, They Roll The Smog Back So They Won't Have To Look At It.

As For Aids, It's A Plague. We Are Human, We Get Plagues. They Come Along Every So Often, Kill Off Two Thirds Of The Population; In The Next Generation It's A Quarter; After That It's A Childhood Disease.

Anything You Don't Understand Is Dangerous Until You Do Understand It.

But... Watching Steven Barnes Taught Me To Treat My Life Like An Art Form.

The Best Advice I Was Ever Given Was On My Twenty-first Birthday When My Father Said, Son, Here's A Million Dollars. Don't Lose It.