One Meal A Day Is Enough For

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.

There Is Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child. ... Time, Self-pity, Apathy, Bitterness, And Exhaustion Can Take The Christmas Out Of The Child, But You Cannot Take The Child Out Of Christmas.

I See Children As Kites. You Spend A Lifetime Trying To Get Them Off The Ground. You Run With Them Until You're Both Breathless. They Crash . . . You Add A Longer Tail . . . You Patch And Comfort, Adjust And Teach. You Watch Them Lifted By The Wind And Assure Them That Someday They'll Fly.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.