One More Lesson Like That And I

She Can't Keep Writing About What A Tragic Little Hero I Am, It'll Get Boring.

Turn To Page Three Hundred And Ninety-four.

In Truth, I Never Consider The Audience For Whom I'm Writing. I Just Write What I Want To Write.

I Can Teach You How To Bottle Fame, Brew Glory, Even Put A Stopper On Death.

Mr. And Mrs. Dursley, Of Number Four Privet Drive, Were Proud To Say That They Were Perfectly Normal, Thank You Very Much.