One Must Live Well To Know What

Oh! Moon Of Alabama We Now Must Say Good-bye We've Lost Our Good Old Mama And Must Have Whiskey Oh, You Know Why!

It Is Easier To Rob By Setting Up A Bank Than By Holding Up A Bank Clerk.

It Was Never Decreed That A God Mustn't Pay Hotel Bills.

From The Cradle To The Coffin Underwear Comes First.

It's Never Too Late For Those Whose Time Has Come.