One Of My First Records That I

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

Moving On, Is A Simple Thing, What It Leaves Behind Is Hard.

It's Not How Big Your Pencil Is; It's How You Write Your Name.

When People In Washington Say They're Going To Take Away My Guns, They Better Bring Theirs If They're Going To Take Mine.

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.