One Of The First Things I Said

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.

In The Creative Sense, I'm Looking Forward To Collaborating With People I Have Mutual Respect For To Create Some Really Good Work.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?