One Of The Hardest Things For Boys

Had Your Forefathers, Wigglesworth, Been As Stupid As You Are, The Human Race Would Never Have Succeeded In Procreating Itself.

Nature Played A Cruel Trick On Her By Giving Her A Waxed Mustache.

Polly: Education With Socialists, It's Like Sex, All Right As Long As You Don't Have To Pay For It.

Of Course My Standards Are Out Of Date! That's Why They're Called Standards.

I Had No Idea Of Who Could Play It, No Notion Really. Then Richard Came To See Us But I Don't Think It Was Decided At That Meeting. The Trouble Is, As Soon As You've Chosen Somebody It Obscures Anybody Else You Might Have Thought Of. It's Like Going To A Place That You've Never Been To Before - You've Got A Picture Of It And Then You Go There And That Picture Is Totally Wiped Out By The Reality.