One Of The Most Fascinating Lessons I've

Comedy Is Really Not Like Any Other Art Form In That It's Very Specialized And Varied In It's Content, But Generic In It's Title.

You Want To Talk About The Word Faggot Because It Really Offends You? Well You're A Douchebag.

If The World Was An Etch-a-sketch, Glaciers Are The Big Shake.

I Want To Talk About The Nature Of Human Beings Or How We're Evolving As A Race.

I Have This Thing Built Into My Contract That The Club Has To Put Up A Sign That Says My Act "contains The Strongest Language And Material Content Imaginable," But, Believe It Or Not, I Still Get Complaints. People Want You To Be What They Want You To Be. If They See You On Tv And That's What They Like, They Want You To Be Exactly Like That When They See You Live. And If You're Not, Some Of Them Get Upset.